(一級爆笑！) 18歲中七港女火星文投訴無線港姐面試

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我是 Lucy, I went to Miss Hong Kong first interview. Wah d judges very not polite and not nice law. Today I see a megazine saying this year's Girls so ugly. I saw many good and pretty girls there but they didn't choose ja ma. Don't choose mei suen law but the judge in first interview-- most very not polite to many young girls and to to me law. I only 18 the judges ask me to"why join Miss HK go and why not study la u only F7 ja wor how can fright with other wor." Also say my English bad… hurt die me.
Ho La, other girl tell me la, she study in University ok ga dou but little fat or short then the judge(woman) said " why you look fat or so short!" wah ho hurt ga ma.
One girl is a博士 student ar very high level and very nice ga dou cant get in second interview la. We think she will be in ga but she said no law. You can search her pic and my pic to see la. She gum high level duo ng dak, gum me ng duk duo rite gei but i think the whole choosing is not fair law, choose model mei? young yao inch', high study level yao inch, short yao inch… They onky choose rich girl law so bad.
We don't go and let them inch ga law if they need tall or high level people then why not put in the application form lei.
Waste time!
dou ng fair gei!
u can email me if u want.
Lucy

Lucy昨日發電郵至本報，投訴參與港姐首輪面試時遭不禮貌待遇，原文中部份詞彙串錯，文法不對兼夾雜了不少港式英語，下文為本報中譯版。

中譯版
我係 Lucy，我去咗港姐第一輪面試。譁，啲評判好冇禮貌好唔友善囉。今日我睇雜誌話今屆啲女好樣衰，但我見到好多靚女，不過佢哋唔揀咋嘛。唔選咪算囉，但第一輪面試嗰啲評判——大部份對啲女仔同我都好冇禮貌囉。我得嗰 18歲，個評判問我點解要參加港姐而唔去讀書，話我中七咋喎點同其他女仔鬥喎。又話我啲英文差……傷心死我呀。
好啦，有個女仔同我講啦，佢讀大學， OK㗎都，但有啲肥同矮，咁個評判（女人）就話：「點解你咁肥同咁矮！」譁，好 hurt㗎嘛。
有個女仔讀緊博士，又高學歷又友善㗎，都入唔到第二輪面試啦。我哋成班女仔覺得佢入到（第二輪面試）㗎，但佢話冇囉。你可以去搵佢啲相同我啲相睇睇啦。佢咁高學歷都唔得，咁我唔得都啱嘅，但我覺得成個遴選制度唔公平囉，選 model咩？年輕又寸、高學歷又寸、矮又寸……佢哋淨係揀有錢女囉，曳到。
我哋唔係去嗰度畀佢哋寸㗎囉，如果佢哋要生得高同高學歷嘅女仔，咁點解唔寫喺申請表度呢。
嘥時間！
都唔公平嘅！
鍾意就 email畀我啦。
Lucy